I learned that it is not safe to go in my classroom. It is a nuclear war zone of lethal toxic gasses and weapons. The farts are too much to handle. It contaminates the entire room. It is impossible to breathe without some fire of gas mask.

People are falling out of their chairs and screaming due to the fart gas. It is very dangerous but there is one main culprit who does the most damage. He’s a walking nuke that is ready to go off at any second. The only way to survive is to have at least two layers of a makeshift gas mask or something. That is the bare minimum though.

Something I’ve outgrown is not covering my face when I hear a fart. I used to not be aware of the danger that lies ahead if I don’t protect my nose. It is a fatal mistake that I will not repeat. If I do then I will have to face the consequences of not taking proper safety precautions and protocols.

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